Thursday, March 13, 2008

Mark Your Calendars and "The Blonde Guy" Joke

On Wednesday, March 19 at 6:00 PM the Hunterdon Coalition for Peace will sponsor a peace vigil marking the 5th anniversary of the Iraqi war on the courthouse steps. The coalition invites the public to attend and “inform our legislators of their desire to develop a viable plan for ending US involvement in Iraq”. For more info on the Hunterdon Coalition for Peace see http://www.peacecoalition.org/ Please call 908-806-3346 if you have any questions.

School budgets are coming out and budget meetings are scheduled. A public hearing on the Flemington/Raritan budget is scheduled or Wednesday, March 19, at 7:00 PM in the RFIS auditorium. The budget presentation is online at www.frsd.k.12.nj.us.

The public meeting for the Hunterdon Central budget is also on Wednesday, March 19, at 7:00 PM in the library off Junction Road. For budget info see http://central.hcrhs.k12.nj.us/budget/


A town meeting regarding the proposed state aid funding cuts for Flemington will be on Wednesday, April 2, at 7:00 PM at the American Legion, Route 31.

NOTE : There is a new cell phone law in effect and you can now be ticketed for driving and talking or texting to the effect of a $100 fine, I believe. So be careful out there.

And a little humor…

The Blonde Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch !!!!
(Submitted by a friend)


Stay tuned....

5 comments:

bob said...
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bob said...

The blonde joke is LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

In case anyone thinks the cell phone paragraph is a hoax, it is NOT. Here's what the Home News Tribune had to say:

"...the use of a hand-held cell phone or text-messaging while driving a primary offense, punishable with a $100 fine.

"The new law went into effect March 1. Police departments in Middlesex, Somerset, Union and Hunterdon counties have stepped up enforcement." [Notice that's the 7th Congressional District.]

(See http://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080307/NEWS/803070368/1001)

Here's a handy page that lists cell phone laws by country and state. Scroll 80% down the page to see NJ listed.
http://www.cellular-news.com/car_bans/

Betsy said...
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Betsy said...
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Courier News Flemington blog said...

Bob,

Thanks for the URLs on the phone fines...the law is real..

My side of the family is filled with natural blonds, myself once included, and platinum blonds...we bust each the all the time about the blond jokes...especially my older daughter who is still blond...

BTW...blonds tend get darker as the get older...so you never know if you are talking to one...

I have not forgotten about the post about women presidents...please stand by ...

Do you think the Rev. Wright's comments will hurt the Obama campaign?